Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-A6C50B92-20260402
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected service: ChatGPT — ChatGPT Dictation Elevated Error Rate)
🔮 Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
April 02, 2026
14:27 UTC
Certificate #SB-A6C50B92-20260402
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.