Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-BF8F1B69-20260805
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevated errors in ChatGPT conversations with files)
🔮 Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
August 05, 2026
17:15 UTC
Certificate #SB-BF8F1B69-20260805
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.