Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-B46CA4D4-20260327
The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.
Employee / Patient
Claude API User
Unable to work due to Claude API outage (Anthropic) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected service: Claude API — Elevated error rates on Opus 4.6)
🔮 Prognosis
AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour grace period is recommended.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
March 27, 2026
21:34 UTC
Certificate #SB-B46CA4D4-20260327
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.