Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-1834738F-20260910
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected service: Grok — [API (us-west-2.api.x.ai)] Enterprise Voice Degraded)
🔮 Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
September 10, 2026
07:15 UTC
Certificate #SB-1834738F-20260910
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.