Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-DECF4B03-20260410
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Issues with share link creation on web UI)
🔮 Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
April 10, 2026
04:41 UTC
Certificate #SB-DECF4B03-20260410
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.