Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-41B5CE46-20261022
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
Employee / Patient
Claude.ai User
Unable to work due to Claude.ai outage (Anthropic) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected service: Claude.ai — Elevated errors affecting Connectors)
🔮 Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
October 22, 2026
07:40 UTC
Certificate #SB-41B5CE46-20261022
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.