Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-C9BB657B-20260411
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Some user may experience issues accessing ChatGPT)
🔮 Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
April 11, 2026
01:11 UTC
Certificate #SB-C9BB657B-20260411
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.