Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-3B31ACE4-20260412
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevated 401 errors for API endpoints)
🔮 Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question until the AI is back online.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
April 12, 2026
20:56 UTC
Certificate #SB-3B31ACE4-20260412
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.