Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-BBEF9124-20261028
The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.
Employee / Patient
Claude Code User
Unable to work due to Claude Code outage (Anthropic) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Claude Code — Elevated errors affecting the Gmail connector)
🔮 Prognosis
Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop pretending to work manually.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
October 28, 2026
05:55 UTC
Certificate #SB-BBEF9124-20261028
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.