Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-E8185704-20260413
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
Employee / Patient
GitHub Copilot User
Unable to work due to GitHub Copilot outage (GitHub) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — Disruption with some GitHub services)
🔮 Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
April 13, 2026
16:56 UTC
Certificate #SB-E8185704-20260413
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.