Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-35E14623-20260420

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

ChatGPT User

Unable to work due to ChatGPT outage (OpenAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Users may encounter issue with ChatGPT Business after upgrade or adding new seats for up to an hour)

🔮 Prognosis

Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.

Issuing Physician

Dr. Packet Loss

Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

April 20, 2026

07:26 UTC

Certificate #SB-35E14623-20260420

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.