Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-1A45CE54-20260421
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Some users may encounter issues with GPT-5.4-C model in Codex)
🔮 Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question until the AI is back online.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
April 21, 2026
02:41 UTC
Certificate #SB-1A45CE54-20260421
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.